We review some more of our favourite six-word IT stories, in case you want to read them right to the end. Chris Bristow at BT offers a cheeky glimpse of humour, while hinting at a darker story lurking...
Supermicro releases results of its independent investigation into Bloomberg's sensational supply-chain attack claims
Likely to have to answer questions on helping China's censors, political bias and anti trust
Equifax accusing of failing to implement "adequate security" by US Congressional committee
Critical bug scores 9.8 out of 10 for seriousness. Patches are available.