Who wants to be a millionaire?

Our latest job of the week, discovered by a reader known only as ‘Steve’, is from Gisajob for a ‘Team leader: IT security’. The advert says: ‘This role is 60 per cent techy and 40 per cent about team management,’ and offers a salary of £9999999 a year.
‘They could at least pay the market rate,’ Steve complains. The ad also contains a link for ‘more jobs like this’. Bring ‘em on.