Boys' toys

"Your recent article about the bra with the built-in touch sensors used to control your computer has been a topic of discussion in the office," says Mike Edwards at Endsleigh Insurance Services.
"We thought there should also be a codpiece version so a wife or girlfriend can join in on multi-player games."
Just don't wear it to the office to control your own PC; people will talk. If you do, and your codpiece develops a technical problem, don't expect support to crawl under the desk to fix it.