Want to emerge from the company party unscathed, without committing a gaffe so big it negates all the respect you worked hard to gain from colleagues throughout the year? Office parties needn’t be the disaster they so often turn out to be. Here is some advice on how to avoid any red-faced morning afters, and tips on how to impress your colleagues with your charm and charisma.

Dress sensibly

Always go for smart over seductive when it comes to dress code. It’s not the time to show off your hairy chest or ample cleavage. You want to look and feel attractive, not uncomfortable. Nor do you want to draw attention to yourself for all the wrong reasons.

Networking

Try to talk to people you wouldn’t normally interact with in the office. Social gatherings like this are an excellent opportunity to forge alliances with colleagues that might be able to help you in your career long term. If you want to make a good impression, but are nervous about approaching new people, avoid strong statements about politics or comments on the person’s appearance. And don’t talk shop all night ­ you don’t want to be labelled the office bore.

Breaking the ice

As an icebreaker, say something light-hearted. Try to be pleasant. It’s Christmas after all, so try to be positive about the people you work with ­ as long as you mean it, of course. Say things along the lines of:
‘I’ve always liked you.’
‘It’s great working with you.’
‘Thanks for all the work you’ve put in.’

Words to the wise

Don’t say anything you wouldn’t dream of saying in the office. As we all know, alcohol can loosen the tongue and you may end up revealing things you would never intend to say in the cold light of day. If you hear yourself saying any of the following, it’s time to make an exit ­ and sharpish:
‘I’ve never liked you.’
‘I’ve always fancied you.’
‘Why won’t you promote me?’
‘I could do your job with a bag over my head!’

A positive attitude

Make the most of the event, even if you’d rather be elsewhere. Remember, your ability to mingle and communicate effectively with others will not go unnoticed.

Mind your manners

Say thank you to the people who have organised the party. You can bet that not many will, and they’ll really appreciate it.

Avoid the catty corner

Steer clear of gossip and indiscretion, as you’d never want to be implicated in starting a rumour, or be seen as catty. Resist the urge to criticise that revealing outfit, mock someone’s dance moves, or speculate on who fancies who.

Chat to the boss

It never does any harm to seek out the boss at such events, but if you are drinking, make sure you do it early on while you are still sober and able to articulate clearly. Don’t tell the boss what a mess you think he is making of running the company, otherwise you might be looking for another job come tomorrow. And, again, chat about topics other than work.

Drinking

Whether it’s nerves or just the desire to let your hair down and have a good time, alcohol is one commodity that’s definitely going to be on the menu. Pace yourself and alternate alcoholic drinks with soft drinks. Take advantage of the party food, too, and line your stomach with a few cheese and pineapple sticks and mini sausage rolls. Resist the inevitable peer pressure to indulge in Tequila shots, or you may end up losing more than just your inhibitions!

Romance

If you’ve had a few, don’t trust your own judgement when it comes to romance. The beer goggles can make almost anyone look appealing and make you feel irresistible. Making such a mistake on a normal night out is one thing, but having to suffer embarrassing and extremely uncomfortable situations at the office every day is something else entirely. If you do find yourself fancying someone, don’t scratch that itch until you can evaluate your feelings in a more sober state.

Getting home safely

Be sure to organise your transportation home ­ either arrange for a licensed cab to pick you up, or share one with others. You don’t want to be hanging around waiting for a taxi to pull up in your somewhat inebriated state. And don’t leave the party with a complete stranger.

The morning after

Despite the annoyance of a mid-week party, don’t phone in sick or turn up late the next day. Everyone will be feeling the after-effects of a late night out, and you’re going to have to face them some time.

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